In the latest move in an attempt to appease social justice warriors, the latest version of the SUPER popular 2K basketball series is going to feature the WNBA for the first and hopefully last time. That’s right, athletes from the communion plate of sports will now be playable on both the Xbox and Playstation, which is great news for dudes that pretend to like the WNBA. Notice how I said dudes because only men are pathetic enough to pretend to like something that women are doing – even if most actual women will admit it sucks. And the WNBA suuuuuuuucks.
I feel like I’ve already covered what a joke of a sports league the WNBA is and how some of its most outspoken players come off as complete morons here, but I feel a sense of duty to “fight the good fight”. It’s the same reason I didn’t see Captain Marvel after literally a year of looking forward to it, it’s the same reason I refuse to support literally anything that has to do with Ben Affleck, and it’s the same reason why I will NOT be purchasing NBA 2K20…I’m sick of where the world is headed and all of the spineless freaks condoning this pathetic behaviour.
Imagine a world where men were offended because women were much better at basketball and were way more entertaining, so then the women made a league SUPPORTING the men despite the fact that the men’s league was LOSING them 10’s of millions of dollars each year. THEN, after losing over $100 million over several years, imagine that the men then came out and publicly shamed the women and said they deserve more money despite never generating a fucking cent. Big facts: If you made more than 0 dollars this year, you made more money than the WNBA. Congratulations!
And imagine that after all of that the men said “put us in the video game!” and the women said “that’s a great idea! I can’t wait to use my inferior, much less strong, athletic and entertaining versions of ourselves in a game!”
Seems pretty farfetched, doesn’t it? And that’s because it is.
Bottom line: women (and men who want to fuck annoying women) have been telling us (men, women with common sense) to treat them in a manner that they would NEVER treat us(fairly and with logic and reasoning). And with that being said, this charity case of a league needs to go away and die a quiet and quick death.
Don’t forget that the only difference between the WNBA and that gold-digging ex-girlfriend of yours is the fact that the NBA has less of a backbone than you do. And way more money to lose.