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Police On The Lookout For Guy With “Pants Full Of Meat” Which Sadly, Rules Me Out

Police On The Lookout For Guy With “Pants Full Of Meat” Which Sadly, Rules Me Out

Source  –  Strathcona RCMP are asking for the public’s help identifying a man accused of filling his pants with stolen meat.

According to police, between 1 p.m. and 1:10 p.m. on Saturday, Sept. 30, a man entered the Costco Wholesale at 2201 Broadmoor Boulevard in Sherwood Park, headed to the meat section and put “several” packages of meat in the coveralls he was wearing.

The man then left without paying for the meat in his pants.

Strathcona RCMP are releasing surveillance images to the public in the hope of identifying the suspected meat thief.

Anyone with information is urged to contact Strathcona County RCMP.

 

Not sure I’ve ever said this, but for once I wish I was a suspect in a crime.  Being known as the “Pants Full O Meat Bandit” can’t be terrible.  Its a great conversation starter at the bar with girls and when they ask what your name is I imagine it going something like this.

“Hi.  Whats your name?”

“Shelly.  Whats yours?”

“Around here, I’m known as the “Pants Full o Meat Bandit.”

“Why?”

“Let’s go to the car, and I’ll show you.”

That’s when you take her out to the car and build her a delicious cold cut combo and maybe sneak some mayo in your pants but be careful with the mayo.

 

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