Canadian Conservative leadership candidate and the physical embodiment of a piece of white paper, Pierre Poilievre took to twitter today to show rally his base and “Reclaim what has always been yours”. In this 4 min video he talks about how loves his wood and how he cleaned it by hand. Yeah, its weird.
Reclaim what has always been yours.
If you agree, click: https://t.co/iLY4vGFNvT pic.twitter.com/zgvCGfm5Wj
— Pierre Poilievre (@PierrePoilievre) July 3, 2022
Because the internet is awesome. It took about .2 seconds for the them to start clowning about how weird the video is. I, of course had to chime in on this as well. Here are some of the best moments in the short time this tweet has been alive.
I also have a 4 minute video of me rubbing wood. But thatโs on a different site. https://t.co/zthfNIXrkp
— JB (@sheepkingjb) July 3, 2022
This needs porno music.
Holy shit is he weird. https://t.co/mjHwnjG4JP— Dean Blundell (@ItsDeanBlundell) July 3, 2022
This is some of the weirdest fetishy shit Iโve seen in a while. https://t.co/XhvnG3QEtm
— ๐๐๐ก๐ก ๐ข๐โฆ๐๐๐๐๐ฉ๐๐๐ฌ๐ โข๏ธ (@OriginalGoove) July 3, 2022
Watch a lifelong politician who entered government in his early 20โs and had secured a massive pension before he was 30 tell you about working with your hands. https://t.co/W7h3MlTnHp
— Joshua Hind (@joshuahind) July 3, 2022
Pierre loves feeling his wood in his hands. https://t.co/1foLDi0Zwk
— Lukeโn it (@LuketheMurMan) July 3, 2022
Canada is about to have its first gay prime minister https://t.co/SnEqDDEfVZ
— Inquisitive James (@gommunisd) July 3, 2022
Leave it to Skippy here to put what he thought was a motivational video only to be absolutely dragged through the mud by the comedic individuals on Twitter.
Holy duck I think heโs on mushrooms
— Justin Blueman (@JustinBlueman) July 3, 2022
๐จBREAKING NEWS๐จ
Area MP has weird wood fetish
Full story @ 11pm
— Karl-Heinz Paschek (@theLLCoolK) July 3, 2022
As some people have pointed out in the replies. What a lot of these talking heads do is put out these videos about “Taking back your own” and “Protect your rights” as dog whistles for the far right to rally and grow. It’s populism at work.
Same dogwhistle language.
— Sarah (@simplesarahbear) July 3, 2022
Thanks so much for the morning laughs PP. I needed that this Sunday morning.
-JB
