#BREAKING: Convicted Blue Jays beer tosser Ken Pagan sentenced to 12 months probation, 200 hrs. community service, banned from all MLB games
— CP24 (@CP24) June 28, 2017
Ken Pagan just stamped his one-way ticket to no more live baseball. The guy who threw a beer can in last year’s wild-card game was recently sentenced and banned from attending any MLB game in the future.
‘Ken’ actually derives from the Latin word “total douchebag”. This idiot’s shitty judgment made Toronto fans look like assholes. His actions convinced the Rogers Center to ban the sale of cans… for the rest of the playoffs. The real crime here is longer beer lines from waiting for your drink to be poured into child-proof plastic cups. But, I will give the dude credit for turning himself in. That takes a bit of balls and he got what he deserved. Ken, you douche. Have fun watching from home, bud.