The San Diego ball girl has got some hops. That’s an A+ defensive move at the new hot corner. I figured I should share this since usually the ball boy/ girls are ruining the game. Sitting level with the field and still they manage to fuck it up. There’s nothing worse than having to watch that cringy moment after they realize what they’ve done. The ump gives them a look of everlasting disdain. that was a fair ball sweet heart, now do everyone a favor and sit the fuck back down. Also, how do you become a ball human? Is there an add on Kijiji or must I apply from within? Once the Padres realize she’s better than half their team I’m sure the position will open up.