Voluntary team workouts and practices are cropping up across the NFL as teams get ready for the 2017/18 season. Buffalo has a new coach in town, Sean McDermott, and 30-year-old veteran cornerback Shareece Wright must have wanted to make a strong first impression.
Now, I’ve heard of brown-nosing, but this idiot took things to another level to ensure he attended a VOLUNTARY team practice. I can only assume that buddy’s flight to Buffalo must have been canceled because this moron took an 8 hour Uber from Chicago’s O’Hare International Airport all the way to Buffalo. The trip reportedly cost $632.08, with Wright graciously tipping the driver a further $300. No wonder nearly 80% of NFL players go broke two years after retiring – motherfuckers haven’t even heard of connecting flights! This kind of shit needs to be shielded from Allen Iverson ASAP lest he spontaneously combust. “We talkin’ bout voluntary practice??”