Ladies and gentlemen, introducing pro golfer Bryson DeChambeau, a.k.a the Human Rain Delay.
Listen, Bryson can play, and he’s certainly done everything his way, but when you’re taking 3 minutes to hit a 70-yard golf shot, your act is tired.
Don’t believe me?
anyone need a nap?
here’s DeChambeau pacing off a 70-yard shot which took over 3 minutes to hit (couldn’t post the entire video it took so long) pic.twitter.com/7A3Azeftyu
— Eric Patterson (@EPatGolf) August 9, 2019
What about two-minutes to attempt an eight-foot putt?
We can… pic.twitter.com/TOnRS4BXds
— Fantasy Golf Pod (@fantasygolfpod) August 10, 2019
And his colleagues didn’t hold back, and good, being the slow guy in the group deserves all the chirping in the world:
And after all that miss read it by 2 cups 🤦🏼♂️
— Luke Donald (@LukeDonald) August 10, 2019
— Justin Rose (@JRoseWXYZ) August 10, 2019
Poults is never shy, fill us in Ian:
Andrew I’m sorry you’ve stopped watching the @PGATOUR. There are a few players that continually disrespect their fellow pro’s and continue to break the rules without a conscience. It should be self policed but clearly this won’t happen.. so disappointing it hasn’t been stopped. https://t.co/yxfF2fFZ2D
— Ian Poulter (@IanJamesPoulter) August 10, 2019
More pro’s chime in:
Just look at Tommy and Justin, both looking completely bored. Slow players do this to their playing partners making the game less enjoyable. Problem is, the unaffected single minded twit in this instance, doesn’t care much for others.
— Eddie Pepperell (@PepperellEddie) August 10, 2019
Even the ladies aren’t shying away:
He must have failed to denote the fact that after TWO MINUTES the earth’s turned on its axis and thus had an effect on the gravitational pull on the slope of the putt. Then he pushed it. https://t.co/QeHSJhCTNQ pic.twitter.com/3fYOmXLfZv
— Christina Kim (@TheChristinaKim) August 10, 2019
Brooks is a bit on the cocky side, but I love how fast he plays, and he’s spot on here:
Live look at every single player who gets pair up with Bryson DeSloPro: