Seriously. Most of these suggestions made me lol. Maybe even Rotflmao.
Mind you this is Reddit at it’s finest so take ‘SEAMEN’ and ‘HITLERDIDNOTHINGWRONGS’ with a grain of salt.
This is a perfect example of what happens when you allow the internet to name a franchise or a team. It’s the Boaty McBoatface theory.
When asking the public to name a new research ship in England the Government stipulated it would be given the name of the most popular suggestion. ‘Boaty McBoatface’ won and to no one’s surprise they disallowed the name. Thus, the Boaty McBoatface theory.
Because the internet is an evil car accident there’s a very good chance “Thisbitchemptyyet’ or The Seattle ‘Pete Caroll should have given the ball to Marshawn Lynch on the one yard line” would be the name of Seattle’s new NHL team.
Alas, The Boaty McBoatface theory applies and my only wish is they don’t completely screw it up and name them after anything we eat.
The Seattle SeaSections is my favorite though.