The party favors at Dray’s wedding 💨💨💨 pic.twitter.com/WI8C37gDqo
— TheWarriorsTalk (@TheWarriorsTalk) August 15, 2022
Draymond Green broke the internet over the weekend with his blunt rolling station as party favours at his wedding.
Now that’s what I am talking about. 99% of weddings are a drag, let’s be honest. I am 31 and am currently living in summer postponed covid wedding hell. My wife and I have been to FOUR weddings since the end of June. Weddings can be fun but everything has to go right. However as well all know they generally suck because speeches are too long, the food sucks or you are stuck at a table with people you don’t like.
Quick tip on speeches at a wedding. #1. You are not as funny as you think you are and #2. keep it under 2 mins. No one gives a shit. My wife and I gassed the best man and maid of honour speeches at our wedding and gave both sets of parents a 5-minute max on their speeches. I told them all I wouldn’t be afraid to play the Oscars music if they went overtime.
Be like Draymond Green everyone, have a blunt rolling station or make the late-night snack McDonalds.