“LeBron is a POS and there’s no way I am getting better playing with him because he’s such a massive ball hog. Also, I have a ring, and I’m pretty sure LeBron porked my GF, so I wanted a trade to a team in the east that has a chance to feed that selfish, egotistical fuck his lunch. Oh BTW, did I mention Lebron smashed meat with my GF?!!!” Peace Cleveland!”
I like the clean shaven Boston Kyrie more already!