I guess his abortion of a shootout goal and last night’s 3-zip loss to Colombus made him go extra but that broom might come in handy in his next Penalty shot attempt.
If we twinned complete strangers like we twin towns and cities from different parts of the world, Koksal Baba and Brad Marchand would be Siamese twins.
For the record, I love Brad Marchand. I love him for the bullhooks, the licking, and one-timers.
I LOVE his Twitter game too. After the shootout whiff, Marchand dealt with all the ‘Haha, Fuck You’s’ by murdering everyone with a picture and one emoji.
— Brad Marchand (@Bmarch63) January 14, 2020
That sorta ends the show.
To a man, Brad is what you’d call a beauty. Beloved by fans and teammates, he’s self-confident enough to not give a squirt about what anyone thinks. You can hate him all you like but there isn’t a Leaf fan with a brain who wouldn’t welcome him to Toronto with open arms.
But the resemblance to Koksal Baba is unreal. Real doppelganger shit.
— Chris Mancuso (@cmancuso9797) January 15, 2020