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Swinger Ordered To Stay Away From Husband After “Minivan Incident” Two In The Front, Five In The Back. OOOOOHHH

Swinger Ordered To Stay Away From Husband After “Minivan Incident” Two In The Front, Five In The Back. OOOOOHHH

Source  –  Not only did Schomaker get one year of probation for her actions, but she has also been ordered not to contact her husband in person, phone or any other way you can think of. But let’s find out why in the hell Schomaker went psycho on everyone one.

NY Post

Police responded to a Bay City residence on Sept. 21 and found a Dodge Caravan in front of the home. Schomaker was trying to get inside using a screwdriver, while her 33-year-old husband was bleeding from a cut on his forehead.

Deputies then learned that the Schomakers had visited the couple’s residence for a swingers party. Schomaker was downstairs with the female resident’s fiancé as her husband was spending time upstairs with the female resident, authorities said. Schomaker then slapped her husband when the pair came downstairs and walked outside. She then got into her minivan as the three others followed, and began to drive toward them, with the vehicle ultimately going over the curb and onto the sidewalk.

Both men needed to jump out of the way to avoid being struck, a witness later told deputies. Schomaker then told police she used the screwdriver to start the minivan and drank half of a fifth of vodka within the previous two hours.

Schomaker’s husband, meanwhile, had a deep cut on his forehead, as well as bloody scratches on his right should and a bite mark on his left shoulder. He was also bleeding from the mouth, according to deputies.

Schomaker has also been ordered to undergo two drug and alcohol tests per month. Yeah, good call.

 

Swinging is like a buffet you leave out to long.  Lots to taste but rarely ends well.  Mix in a 5th of vodka, and you’re running over the hubby with a minivan.

I never understood swinger rules either.  You can fuck a bunch of people if your spouse is there, but it’s wrong if she isn’t?  Does it really matter where you are when you cross the Rubicon of multiple partners?  At that point just coming home without a communicable disease is a win.

I know people that swing, and they are the nicest people in the world.  They go on vacation to swing, and someone’s presence doesn’t dictate who they can pork.

Feels like that would be the only choice you have to make.  If your cool with your spouse banging someone else, then all bets are off.

Just does kiss em till they brush their teeth.  That’s the only rule.

 

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