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This Leaked List Of Things You Can’t Say At The Masters Is Outrageously Funny

This Leaked List Of Things You Can’t Say At The Masters Is Outrageously Funny

“Anika Sorenstam Loves Trapeze” is easily my fave.

The Masters really is unlike any golf tournament on tour.  Not only are you never allowed on the course again if you utter “I love Martha Burk” or “Bikini Wax,” you also are put on a list to never be allowed anything Masters ever.

You aren’t allowed to have a cell phone on the course, if you take someone’s seat you get kicked out forever but if you are even suspected of any activity not becoming of the club you are told to leave.

The Masters owns all the rights to production, therefore they are able to dictate all the terms to all patrons and players during the 4-day event.

Old white guy golf clubs are the best.  Next thing you know they’ll be banning Jews and black people.  Wait…..

 

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