A man who jumped naked into #Toronto's #RipleysAquarium shark tank is wanted for a violent assault earlier outside #MedievalTimes at Exhibition Place 8 pm Fri. He's approx 35 to 40 yrs, 5'10 & 200 to 220 lbs, with a tattoo on his lower leghttps://t.co/CZh09GP1LB pic.twitter.com/oOwrGG9FMT
— Steve Steinbach (@SteveSteinbach) October 15, 2018
Had he just not punched a dude at Medieval Times, we’d be celebrating the swimming this morning. Instead, he’s probably going to jail for a violent assault before diving into the shark tank.
I get such a kick out of the security guys who are so bored they let the show go on. Keep in mind this was on ‘smooth jazz night’ at the aquarium, and your average jazz lover doesn’t understand why anyone would jump naked into a pool of sharks and moray eels.
— Great Canadian Hockey Show (@CanadaHockeyPod) October 16, 2018
Hero Or Zero? A little of both. I don’t think get the hero moment without the fighting so I’d call this a wash.
Having said that I get why he did it. If you’ve ever been to a wedding and had the thought “good lord, I could punch the groom in the face during the nuptials and everyone would remember this.”
Booze erases that thin line between thinking about it and doing it. Alcohol erases those lines and, bingo. One of the great ‘pubic’ viral video’s is born