Source – A (Scottish) MAN is fighting for his life after a dog ‘bit off his penis and testicles’ in a horror attack.
Emergency services raced to the scene in Haddington, East Lothian, after the alarm was raised on Sunday.
Cops found the 22-year-old victim unconscious in a pool of blood at a flat.
An Olde English Bulldogge, which was drenched in gore, was also found at the property.
It is understood the animal belonged to a friend of the man.
He’s now thought to be in a coma.
Jesus Christ Almighty. I guess he’s in a coma. Do you have any Idea how hard it would be to ‘tear’ a man’s junk off? What an incredibly horrific thing to happen but it’s comforting to know the human body shuts off after a trauma like that, right?
The brain basically short circuits after extreme physical trauma causing excruciating pain to prevent the person going into shock, thus, the coma.
Godspeed dude. They can grow you a new dick on your back and the balls can be replaced with Neuticles but the PTSD is going to be a bitch.