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Video: “…a man presented himself at hospital with a 77cm-long sex toy up his anus.” Bonus Nightmare Fuel Pic.

Video: “…a man presented himself at hospital with a 77cm-long sex toy up his anus.” Bonus Nightmare Fuel Pic.

Source  –  The two-and-a-half foot device ended up perforating his bowel after it was inserted for sexual gratification while he was drunk, according to BMJ Case Reports. He is said to have ‘lost control’ of the sex toy and it got stuck up his rectum in a move that experts have described as being ‘highly dangerous’. Doctors said: ‘This case is the first of its kind and exclusive due to the enormous size.’ The man, who is not being named, turned up at A&E at Northern Lincolnshire and Goole NHS Foundation Trust in severe pain.

 

He told doctors that he used the 30-inch sex toy (a non-battery-operated device) up his backside while drunk. He ended up having a stoma bag fitted to prevent waste being passed through his colon and had to be fed through a tube in hospital for nine days. Dr Saad Ikram said that an X-ray showed a smooth shadow in his abdomen and further scans revealed he had perforated his bowel. The sex toy was removed along with part of his large intestine.

‘Anything with sharp edges or made of glass can shatter and tear the internal lining, which can cause injury and infections, as well as giving viruses an easier route into the body. ‘Anything that is inserted into the body should be smooth, non-fragile and easily retrievable.’

There you go adventure seekers.  If you stick shit in your ass make sure you can take it out.  It’s Common sense AND anal fun.

I’d love to talk to this guy and ask him how he even found this nightmare and what made him purchase it, go home and jack it up his backside.

You don’t start with something like this death machine a perforated colon, so I also want to know how he worked his way up to this.  Mini Cukes?  Action figures?  Was this the Everest of butthole pleasures?

T’s and P’s for this guys asshole.  And take MOOJ’S advice.  It’s about connection, not butthole pleasures.

 

 

 

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