Noah Syndergaard at tonight’s Rangers vs. Blues game. pic.twitter.com/J4fU1Bm9uR
— Drew Silva (@drewsilv) October 11, 2017
When you are 6 foot 5 and your nickname is “Thor”, you bet your fastball your girl wants the Magic Hammer and doesn’t care if the world is watching.
Other than the stripper lipstick and the carpet not matching the curtains, she’s exactly the kind of girl you’d imagine with an MLB stud who throws harder than any starter in baseball.
I’m not a PDA guy but and am a germophobe. Expect Noah to miss the start of training camp because she touched railings and doorknobs then shoved a shit pile of botulism in his mouth.
Still “would.” Guaranteed he “Did.” Probably in the parking lot.