what on earth is going on with men?? pic.twitter.com/jEVlhj0W3J
— Kate Whitaker 🌷☕️ (@kwhitaker_) April 19, 2022
We can’t do anything without being interrupted by our girlfriends, can we? Why can’t we just live ladies?
Why are you playing Call Of Duty with the boys so much? What are you doing in the washroom for an hour? Why do you have to walk the dog 6 times a day? Why are you digging that tunnel in our backyard?
Wait wait? You heard it right. Why are you digging that tunnel MICHAEL??
The twitter thread is amazing following Kate Whitaker’s inquiry on social media about her boyfriends mental health and tunnel digging habits. Why he is the digging a tunnel will all be made clear at the end of this article. It’s a doozy.
Let’s take a dive into some of the comments shall we?
Maybe his favourite movie is Shawshank Redemption?
“my bf spends all his time digging a tunnel and I’m worried about his physical and mental health” pic.twitter.com/ecIoWlMKDp
— Amy (@lolennui) April 20, 2022
Maybe he’s just being a man?
Maybe he’s doing it to make friends?
Maybe he is doing it because he hates rain?
— Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs) March 22, 2022
Or maybe he’s doing it to get away from his crazy Catholic wife? Chris that’s oddly specific don’t you think?
hello while youre here, have you ever considered becoming catholic? 🙂
— Kate Whitaker 🌷☕️ (@kwhitaker_) April 20, 2022
WHOOOOOPS. There it is folks. He’s literally digging to hell to get away from his crazy ass Catholic girlfriend. Who in their right mind would take an opportunity like a viral tweet to ask everyone if they have thought about becoming Catholic. Katie Whitaker that’s who. Imagine what the home is like. I would dig a tunnel to get away from her too.
The things men will do to not have to pray/talk about their feelings. You go tunnel guy. We are all here for you.
Hey look it’s a video of Katie.
Imagine you get on a plane and you have to listen to this pic.twitter.com/RpY8d7RK4Y
— Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) April 16, 2022