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Warren Sapp Fights Sexual Misconduct Allegations By Posting Pics Of “Rechargeable Lipstick Clitoral Stimulator.”

Warren Sapp Fights Sexual Misconduct Allegations By Posting Pics Of “Rechargeable Lipstick Clitoral Stimulator.”

Source  –  Warren Sapp was among the NFL Network employees accused of sexual harassment in Jami Cantor’s wrongful termination lawsuit against NFL Network. The Hall of Famer (who was fired by the network in 2015 after a solicitation arrest) made Cantor watch him urinate and gave her sex toys as presents, according to the suit:

Mr. Sapp also gave Plaintiff sex toys as a Christmas gifts three years in a row, showed Plaintiff nude pictures of numerous women he claimed to have slept with, and openly talked about his sex life in front of Plaintiff and other NFL employees, including supervisors.

Sapp told his side of the story today, claiming he was only in the suit because he’s “always the bad guy,” which, even if that were a remotely valid explanation, could have something to do with why a 2015 Las Vegas police report said Sapp bit and stomped his girlfriend at the time. He also admitted to gifting people vibrators, which were somehow not about sex.

Sapp continued to defend himself on Twitter with the dexterity of a bear opening a jar of peanut butter. He posted photos of the vibrators (or at least some vibrators) in his defense, as if the fact that they looked like tubes of lipstick would excuse everything. Sapp also said he “thought they was cute!” as well as, “You thinking Sex now?”

The vibrator in question is the Womanizer 2GO USB Rechargeable Lipstick Clitoral Stimulator, which retails for $169. It is “Waterproof for aquatic fun” and the website boasts features such as “6 levels of intensity” that can be “easily adjusted at the click of a button, increasing the contactless stimulation on the clitoris.

Sounds like something that would, in fact, leave its intended recipient “thinking Sex now” and thus would make for an extremely inappropriate gift for a coworker.

 

Seeing Sapp post those pictures made me think.  After all the sexual impropriety, men behaving poorly and dirty texts I realized looking at the “Lipstick Clitoral Stimulator” I’m glad I don’t have a Vagina.

Being a guy is easy.  We are pussies, not very smart don’t care about our appearance, and it’s effortless to jerk it.

Women need massaging showers heads and space-age lipstick to pleasure themselves, have to dress excellent for men AND women and have to give birth.  Bad cards.

They have to put up with shit like this too.  If a hot former female athlete gave a male co-worker and “Fleshlight” for Christmas, he would brag about it, put it on his desk, and beat the shit out of on lunch break.

The double standard bends my brain, but I’ve settled on knowing men are dumb therefore harder to intimidate.  Woman are smart, and they’ve had it with our shit, and I don’t blame them.

Although “Don’t give a fuck points” to Sapp for dragging the suspension on Twitter with the vibrator pics.  Why back peddle now?

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