Have you ever heard what sound a face colliding with a spine makes? Well, now you have. I can name at least 2000 reasons why I don’t want to go to any waterpark. That sound can be reason 2001. If I wanted to swim around a puddle of wet band-aids I could just bask in a Shoppers Drugmart parking lot after a heavy rain. The girl at the top knows how to fucking send it. Hopefully, her friends learn that aerodynamics is a thing and the world isn’t always fair. Happy sliding.
Water Slides Are…WHOOAAH JESUS!!!
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